Phil: 

Okay, all right. All you need to know about this one is that Skip Woosnum is a well-known realtor and he’s old.

Mitchel: 

Got it.

Phil: 

Skip Woosnum. Realtor. Old. Here we go: I’m not saying realtor Skip Woosnum is old, but the first property he ever sold… was a cave. [Phil and Luke start laughing]

Luke: 

Why aren’t you laughing uncle Mitchell?

Phil:

 ‘Cause he doesn’t think it’s funny, or maybe you don’t think I’m funny. Is that what you’re saying Mitch?

Mitchell: 

No, it’s… I JUST GOT IT! CAVE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Modern Family, 2.04 - “Strangers on a Treadmill”